real-smug-caryatid:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

Everyone’s heard “What, you egg” and “Villain, I have done thy mother” but have you considered these equally deserving Shakespearean quotes

-You are a fishmonger

-Well, here is my leg

-Take you me for a sponge, my lord?

-Do you see yonder cloud that’s almost in the shape of a camel?

-Eat my leek

also see:

-Get me my long sword, ho